Things I Know Now

Things I Know Now: Spandex

Going with something a little different this time. I'm not looking back at when I was a kid, I am looking back at last week!

Things I Know Now: Voltron

Back when I was a kid, THE toy was Voltron. Voltron was made up of 5 different toys. Without the Black Lion, Voltron was useless. What happened to my Black Lion? Find out in this episode of TIKN!

Things I Know Now: Burning Toys

Summer time. Barbecues, fireworks and lighter fluid become easily available. That's when you do stupid things.

Things I Know Now: A Current Affair

Many years ago I thought things. Now I think different things. I used to watch a lot of television when I was younger. That's probably why I'm so screwed up. You remember the show "A Current Affair?" It still lives.
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Things I Know Now: Adult Homework

Homework. You ate up a significant portion of my day as a kid. I would go to school and do work. Then they would give you work to take home. Maniacs. Adults don't have homework, right?!
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Things I Know Now: Movie Soda

Many years ago I thought things. Now I think different things. Movie concessions. You're so expensive, but I loved you. I didn't know how to say "No" to you. That all changed after a misguided purchase of a giant movie soda.
Direct Download: Things I Know Now 016: Movie Sodas.
File Size: 192 KB (that's right, KB, not MB).
Duration: 20 seconds.

Things I Know Now: Gym Shorts

Many years ago I thought things. Now I think different things. My grade school made its students wear uniforms to everything including gym. I believe my socks were longer than my shorts then.

Direct Download: Things I Know Now 015: Gym Shorts.
File Size: 196 KB (that's right, KB, not MB).
Duration: 16 seconds.

Things I Know Now: Y is a vowel. Sometimes.

Many years ago I thought things. Now I think different things. They tell you that "Y" is a vowel. Sometimes. Sometimes? How does that work? Do I finally get how it's possible for "Y" to be a vowel? Maybe.

Direct Download: Things I Know Now 014: Y is a vowel?.
File Size: 144 KB (that's right, KB, not MB).
Duration: 16 seconds.

Things I Know Now: Student Council

Many years ago I thought things. Now I think different things. If I'm Student Council, I'll change the world, right? Right?

Direct Download: Things I Know Now 013: Student Council.
File Size: 148 KB (that's right, KB, not MB).
Duration: 15 seconds.

Things I Know Now: Thundercats

Many years ago I thought things. Now I think different things. Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, HOOOOO!!

Direct Download: Things I Know Now 012: Thundercats.
File Size: 156 KB (that's right, KB, not MB).
Duration: 16 seconds.

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